it aint easy bein me

So tonight, doing an estimate in Preston, in Cary, .. the snooty part of town, I spend a half hr with the homeowner and get ready to split, I notice a cop caddy corner parked down the street from me, and thought nothing of it. As I headed back home, I passed him, thru him a up yours, how ya doin jerkoff hello wave and a smirk, checked my speed, seatbelt and went on my way.
two seconds later hes behind me with lights on. I pull over and watch as this kid, hasitly approched my truck, hand on gun lookin all nervous, so I show my hands and am asked to "step out sir". Why? I ask,.. am I too shabby looking in the wrong neighborhood? I reply. He tells me I fit the decsription og a home invader and am now being detained for further investigation.

You gotta be fucking kidding me dude!? I just finished an estimite down the street, call them and verify it sparky... well long story short, a half hour later, a million beads of sweat and a case of the shakes ( its Cary cops we're dealing with here... they can fuck up a wet dream,..) I'm free to go with no apologies....

its hard being me man,.... lol

peace out niggas
East